Today is International No Diet Day — and honestly, the timing couldn’t be more perfect.
Every year, without fail, the scales make a surprise appearance at the J&K Offices, usually around summertime, triggering a mass panic. Overnight, the entire team vows to go “cold turkey” — no pastries, no crisps, no “naughty” lunches, just pure, clean eating… for the foreseeable future.
That was two weeks ago.
Since then, we’ve witnessed a glorious backslide: crisps mysteriously disappearing from desks, buns being inhaled faster than air, and half-eaten Chinese takeaways being proudly paraded at lunchtime. The healthy eating dreams crumbled faster than a shortbread biscuit — and honestly, morale has never been higher… or greasier.